April 17, 2017
Episode 1 - Thursday nights in Buffalo, NY
1. Pink in Allentown - Anything goes here. Smells like piss. Do it.
2. Colter Bay - this is basically the worst place for a single female on a Thursday night. Just give all the happy couples you see through that big ass window of theirs the finger as you drive right on by. Unless you're into married men, then maybe you should go in and order the soup.
3. Macs on Hertel - closes way too God damn early on Thursdays...In April at least. Do NOT go here after 10:41 pm if you want to get laid, find true love or do anything other than give the fuck up on your night and get the fuck up into some delicious pizza.